swiggity sooty I'm coming for that booty
enerqetic:

Don’t like marriages? Don’t have one. Don’t like abortions? Don’t get one. Don’t like your rights taken away? Don’t take anybody else’s.

heisenbabe:

i want to sleep for 2 years and wake up with a degree, an apartment and money in the bank.

spookythunder:

I embarrass myself infront of myself

jewb0y:

How can you tell that odd numbers are actually white girls? Because they literally can’t even.

meladoodle:

try to close someone’s eyes like a corpse when you’re bored of talking to them

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

fuuck your bedtime mom. its probably like 5 am in china right now. time is a human construction that doesnt even exisgt. if u reject time you can transcend it. please i want to play halo

unretrieved:

I need $$
Not friends

h0lllister:

my teen wolf hoodie finally came! the back says ‘stilinski 24’ c: 
it’s from http://curlyfries.spreadshirt.com
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perfidk:

My gorg iPod💗 Instagram: awk0emily
canon-couture:

Some of my favorite makeup products <3 I’ve been using the Naked 2 and Cha Cha tint so much !